Hehe new website!

Have you heard of 9 gag? I found it recently and I have been wasting my life there! Here's some stuff!






 

Check it!!

Looky looky!

I got a tattoo in LITHUANIA!!! Wooooooohoooo!

So I can tell you exactly what coordinates are what:
- Vilnius- The Cathedral Square
- Tallinn- The city Museum (I learned so much there)
- Helsinki- The Helsinki Cathedral
- Berlin- My favorite mural on the Berlin Wall
- Copenhagen- The Tivoli
- Amsterdam- The Anne Frank House
- Brussels- The City Place
- Paris- The Pompidou

Phew! I feel so accomplished!  <3  Wish you could have been there with me though!

Hey hey!

Yes, I completely agree that we need to continue you on this good old blog! I was actually checking it out a couple weeks ago and realized that I missed it a whole bunch!

Have you seen these before? They are called Bent Objects and they are highly entertaining...



Hehe. Nothing special I guess, but I thoroughly enjoyed looking at them! Alright girly girl! Hope to hear from you on here soon! You should send me some more funny comics!  <3

Mmmmm Barcelona!

Hey gurl hey! So the song is a teeny bit melancholy, BUT I wanted to share it with you anyway. It's beautiful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW9fQgvjWU

And have you gotten anything from me yet?? I'm starting to worried! I hope Spanish didn't get lost in the mail!!! I also sent out a shit ton of post-cards, and nothing from anyone yet. Screw you Lithuania! Screw you!

Hope to talk soon! Have so much to tell you about Estonia and Finland. (Sorry I'm not funny on the blog anymore...I will be soon, I promise)  :)  Love you and bye for now!

Songs for you!

So my Spanish friend showed me this British band today (funny, isn't it?) and I wanted to share it with you. Not really your style, I know, but I like them a lot and wanted to share!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lIIGwh1nSU&feature=related

Miss you lots and lots sissy! We should try to Skype soon! I would love to talk to you. Going to be really busy and absent soon (going to Estonia for the weekend) so I would love to Skype pretty soon! Message me with times that could be good for you. Are you working now? HOW IS IT?????????

Oh! And if you like the band, I could send them to you in a email, along with other presents! ;) Oh! And let me know when you get the package sent to you! I hope it gets to you ok!

Much LOVE!!! Viso gero, for now....
Moosh

Lithuanians can be mean sometimes :(

Din't have the greatest day today. I got yelled at a lot by Lithuanians and I never understood why and then this one guy grabbed me when I was walking down the street and wouldn't let go and it scared me a little bit. Sigh. You have good days and bad days you know? Anywho, luckily we are staying in tonight, so I played this song, drank some hot cocoa and thought of you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbg7YoXiKn0

I'm back!!!

Just got back to Siauliai from Vilnius. Wanted to say hello and give you a laugh, hopefully. Oh neighbors...what can you do??

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6591188/sex-letter-to-neighbor

Roll in ze hay, roll in ze hey

Today I felt very very very German! Oh yo know, just an American girl in Lithuania, wearing a Lithuanian shirt, with German flags painted on her cheeks going to a basketball game. It's no big deal.

It's like I tapped into some deep-rooted German-ness within me. Suddenly I was screaming "Deutschland!!!" at the top of my lungs. My voice is hoarse today from all the screaming I did. But, alas, we still lost! BUT I did get to met a VERY good-looking German boy. He taught me German curses and was very upset at the end of the game...  ;)  Our children would be SUPAH GERMANS!!! In other news, the Lithuanian team is amazing!! We killed Portugal in the game tonight. 

Anyway! Enough sports talk! It's lame. However, I do miss you tons and tons! I feel so left out of your life. I have NO idea what's going on. Can you do me a favor girly-girl? Just for me? Can you please take just a little more time in your day to respond to this and give me a few more details. How do you feel about the interviews? You said they went ok, did you end up with a job? What's going on with my sissy? You got to do this for me...I'm lost right now and I just want to know what's going on for you. I miss you, you know that....

Sigh. I wish you were here. Sorry, I know this post suddenly became very sappy, but lately I've been feeling worlds and worlds away from all that I love. I am sad because I know you are just living on without me and I feel like I am stuck in "I really miss you!!!" zone. It's...yeah.

BUT! I did find out my address here! Ahem, pen in hand: Sarah Hanselin, Dubijos gatve (gatve means street) 1b 319b, LT- 76285 Siualiai, Lithuania. No pressure or anything to send me a letter or stuff, I just wanted to let you know! Tomorrow, actually I am going to the post office, so you may be getting something coming your way!!!!  ;)

LOVE TO YOU!!!

Bras SUCK!

Hey gurl heyy!!!

Well thanks for letting me know about the interview  ;) Let you know gurl!!!! I just wanted to send you a quick message to let you know that I love you very very much!!!

Just to make you smile!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuRmJacEiiQ
Tea-baagagagagin'   :)

+} Aš ne kalbėti Lietuvos- It means I don't speak Lithuanian....in Lithuanian.

So check this crazy delicious food I have been eating!!!

Zeppelinis

Which is like a fried potato stuffed with minced meat, fried some more, and then covered in gravy.



Kibinai



It's a hot-pocket. Filled with meat and cheese or delicious Nutella. Yeah, I know.

And everything else I can't find for some reason. BUT I want you to know that it is fried and covered in fatty sauces, or breaded, or buttered, or caramelized, or creamed...or just pure awesome.

ARE YOU ON A PLANE YET?!?!?!?!

Things I've done since I have left you

1: Cried myself to the ticket counter.

2: Flew to Chicago in the middle of a guy who smelled of Bleu Cheese and a lady with a crazy-ass son and all his crazy-ass stories to be told.

3: Waited in Chicago for DAYS, eating cheesecake. Alright...I admit, it's not that bad.

4: Flew to Poland, next to two women that were flying to Poland for a funeral! 'Twas sad. But I learned a little Polish. Czesc (sounds like check in English) means hi!

5: Wasted my life on Facebook

6: Ate weird Polish Airplane Food. I have a picture. It's weird.

7: Cried myself to sleep thinking of you

8:Called you awkwardly, but it was good to hear your voice

9: Wrote in Spanish A LOT!!!

I miss you to NO END GIRLY!!!! It'll be ok, we'll make it through. Love you!

Lost comments!

So, you thought the texting was bad, did you?

WELL, much to your surprise, I know, I have actually restricted myself to only the most dire of comments to be sent to you. And I therefore decided to save all my other comments for here, on this lovely blog....enjoy.

1. WTF?!?! Why is Sayid sooooo freaking sexy?? Why all the games universe? Did you really want me to fly to Iraq and try to marry a sexy sexy torturer?

2. Jack, do us all a favor and just bang Kate already. There is so much sexual tension between you two it's making me feel sick. Do it. Do it now.

3. Sawyer...you a dick.

4. Hey crazy lady in the forest! Hey! Sayid is mine....BACK THE FREAK OFF!!!!

5. Hurley  <3

6. Hurley and the golf course of awesome  <3

7. Charlie and Claire FOREVER!!!!!!!

8. Daw, Claire, Charlie loves you more than life itself. If you want take him, I will. Jeezus.

9. Herp-alert. YOU KISSED SAWYER?!?!?!?!?! EW EW EW.

10. Ethan Rom- what a suspicious Canadian. Then again, all Canadains are quite suspicious.

11. Claire....you are SO PREGNANT.

12. Uhm Claire, I think you are having a Satan baby. Just sayin'. Next Hitler?

13. Sawyer, your hair creeps me out. I don't quite understand why, but it just does.

14. SAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

15. Uhm ok, Ethan, way to be the creepiest guy ever.

16. 1 question answered, 9 more added. I hate you Lost.

You have abandoned us!

That's ok, this commercial has taught me how to do an 80s montage of all our memories. Now I have something to at least watch every night when I cry myself to sleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHmrHQBYbyg

I think she likes cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

I just can't help myself...

Why have I listened to this song 80 million times? Why have I started learning the dance? WHY?? I can't tell you...I just can't help myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gyLR4NfMiI

P.S I MISS YOU!!

To fill that void in my life... I will L I C K  B O Y S(Laugh in colorful knickers bought on Yahoo, suckahs!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJWksheoo3k&feature=player_embedded

You know, that's kinda fun. I shall make up more...and you should too!!!

J U I C Y  B O O T S (Jesus understands I can't yodel before Oktoberfest officially takes swingdancers)

U  A S S H O L E (You are so sweet honey, our love everlasts)- ZING!

I  H A T E  Y O U R  C A T (I have always taken everything you offer us really compassionately and thankfully). I don't know, that one is kinda stupid.

Harder than it looks....ouch my brain.

Oh heyyyy

Just finished taking my mid-term. My fingers are going to fall off. So much Cold War stuff...I woke up sleeping on top of my note-cards, therefore, if I pass this test I believe in the power of osmosis. It's legit yo.

Hey- listen to some John Lennon while you browse the following photos. Dance if you want to, take off your pants if you want to too. Hey, it's a free country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEjUQ15lyzk



 (haha right?? I actually got that from Tumblr..smh)

BAHAHA Don't go snooping in your mom's fanny next time...EVER



I know I know. You've seen it...I just had to put it on the blog to keep forever. I peed myself laughing from it...

Pancakes

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OR we can have pancakes...and maybe some pancakes. PANCAKES!

 

Tehe! See you later babes! Mwah!

Jebus...is this heaven?

Haha I would be pissed too Starbucks girl



I guess this is growing up

Oh! Oh!

Before I forget, Jeff did not know you were into writing at all. He told me to tel you to talk to him ASAP about Chicago and writing such because he is technically a professional writer. He really really wanted to talk to you about it. It was so cute how he asked me.... Anyway, ask me more about this later. I just didn't want to forget!

Encouragement

You have been on my mind a lot... here are some words I thought you might like to hear.

"May the sun bring you new energy by day,
May the moon softly restore you by night,
May the rain wash away your worries,
May the breeze blow new strength into your being,
May you walk gently through the world and know its beauty all the days of your life."
--Rachard Bach

I love you so much and hope so much for you. We are going to get through this all.

Sucessory Exchange

I'm having a touchy-feely moment here, so go with me.

I really liked the accesory exchange. I feel like it was something so much deeper than we realize. I mean, not only did we get new shiz, but we are taking pieces of our friends with us. And I just think that is so cool. Because I will never think I really "own" all the crap I got. Like Megan's hat, I will always tell people that it was a friend's hat before I go any further. So it's something that I will always remember her by and remember how we met. Just kind of a cool thought.

I have your bracelet now, I always will have a piece of you! :)   <3

This.is.perfect.

OMG GUINEA PIG WEBCOMIC!!!!!!

Party dog? Gasp!

Whoa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5GYOsKLp6o&feature=artist

I don't know if you've seen this video or not for New Low, but holy frick it's powerful.

Party cat!

Seriously. I'm going to have a complex soon.

Sarah Redman

Sarah sent me hrer paper for Jeff, she was writing on pain. Here are some quotes from her that I thought were absolutely amazing!

"Suffering is the realization of life; a person will never feel more alive than when they feel pain. The alternative is apathy. It is safe and painless, but numb."

"Maybe we are meant to be lost. Maybe we are meant to hurt, cry, bleed so that one day we moght hope, laugh and sing with our whole hearts."

Just thought I should share!  :)

Tehe...one more!

Marriage of two things

The marriage of philosophy's hypothetical situations and ice cream....it can be done.

This is WAY cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-TVg40ExM&feature=BFa&list=PL951084D80D93B27D&index=8

Stand by me  :)

Hehe...New Zeland, Bring your Mum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dr7OUkj2k&feature=BFa&list=PL74CF67E8B46E2F2E&index=30

Bass Solo...Bass Solo Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUSCBnmSWqI&playnext=1&list=PL74CF67E8B46E2F2E

LOLZ

A moment of peace.

Ran across this song today, thought I would share with you:

Hopefully it brings a moment of peace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DUCKGyojpE

And the video is pretty cool too 

Lots of love!

Good Crazy face Tyra...

Have I told you...

..how much I love you recently?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIeUlvHAiM

May this song bring you a little peace and a moment of comfort today. You will make it through all of this and you will achieve your dreams. You are fighting against things that are larger than I have any idea or concept of, and I am so proud of you for continuing on. You are inspiring. You are progressing. You are taking steps towards your own life.

And the most beautiful thing is that you won't let anything stop you.

Keep Going.

Happy Birthday

It's Charlie Chaplin's 122nd birthday today! Happy B-day to him! I think we were meant to get married because if you break down his age into 1-22...why, that's MY birth date! Oh how weird!

Marry me Charlie! I'm SO ALONE!

And Google thought I would find this picture interesting when searching Charlie Chaplin...

(caption reads..."It's the hat.")

Thanks Google, thanks a lot.

What the Poop??

Put the Lucky Charms Down

It is your destiny

Epic girl is epic

Last one, promise

LOL!

Because jumping over it is just too NORMAL

Bollywood...you crazy

In the spirit of gif-fing

Haha gif-fing...get it?! Huh? Huh? Pretty good right??



The Price is WRONG!!


Like legit ladee, I saw a couple dudes on campus walking like dinosaurs yesterday and this brought back some memories. Who says Greeley doesn't have so pretty schweet nerds?

Haha oh those Canucks

Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.

Can't sleep if you can't feel your nose!

polarpoint presentation

March 22, 2011 Urban Word of the Day   When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting. Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting! Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.

No this is....

You're an artist, look forward to this

This is art newbie owl:

We connect in our inability to do anything... BESTIES!!!!

Yay Memes!

So true. 

Also...I have found our new home. I call the top trailer! Bitches!

Yeah this was random. No...this is random.

No this is...

AW AMIR!!!!!!!!!!